annieology

Today was a BAD day.

Really BAD.

Like, grab the kids and run to the hills with your ready bag and your stash of food bad.

You don’t have a ready bag and a stash of food?

You need to get one.

Bad days are not an if they are a when.

Some of the things that one might say that would indicate that they are having a bad day.

• I’m going to the store for some chocolate.
• I’m going to the store for booze.
• I’m having a bad day.
• Shut the frick up.
• Seriously, you’re still talking?  Why are you still talking?
• What part of “don’t put the chocolate in the bag” did you not understand?

Well, you get the idea.

Some of the high/lowlights of my day.

• Mrs. “You don’t have enough toys for the kids/their rooms are cluttered” caseworker stopped by.  Really?  Which is it?  Because either they don’t have enough or they have too much, they can’t have both.  If their rooms are cluttered might it be that they have too many to take care of?  Maybe?
• Roland told her the story of the low lying tree over our play structure that scratched his arm all up.  Did she happen to look and see if there was indeed a low lying branch over the play structure?  No, just asked if we were going to get it trimmed.  Um, yeah, point out that low lying branch and I’ll be sure to cut it off.  Oh wait, there isn’t one.  You might ask what the boy was really doing.
• Hubby and I are fighting and neither of us are sure over what.   Either way, not having a topic is counter productive to making your point.
• Saw a man in a Smart Car.  I use the term “man” loosely.  I wanted to say “The Shriner’s called and said to meet up for the parade at 8:00 on Saturday.”  Not saying that Shriner’s aren’t men, they are and they do good work, they just know that ridiculous cars are for parades.  When there isn’t a parade they prefer to use a real car.

Before you go all crazy about my dislike of the environment, hold up.  I love the environment.  I have worms in my kitchen.  I’m just saying men shouldn’t drive Smart Cars or Mini Coopers, unless they are taking them in for repair for their 16 year old daughter.

OK, seems I’ve made plenty of friends today.  Remember to email me with your address to get on my Christmas card list.

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