Random Thoughts on Fashion
Shirts. Tucked or untucked. Not both.
Dress or pants. Not both.
Clothing people. Stop bedazzling things. Please!
Swim tops are not shirts.
Maxi dresses? Only if you weigh less than 100 pounds and are over six feet tall. Excepting those of you who are very pregnant. Otherwise, it’s called a mu mu. I know you all love them, but stop. They are not flattering in most cases. Don’t believe me? Ask a man you are not sleeping with.
There is an age limit for most stores in the mall. Look around, if you are 40 years or older than anyone who works there, you’ve exceeded it.
For the love of all that is holy in this world, can you bra people let us decide the shape our boobs should be?
July 7th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Oh, but for the love of God, please wear a bra if you’re over a AA cup.
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July 8th, 2009 at 7:15 am
I so wear dresses and jeans and I love it
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July 12th, 2009 at 8:50 am
No man should ever shimmy himself into a pair of skinny jeans, since we’re talking fashion. From behind, he will look like an unfortunate woman with a diminuitive ass.
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July 12th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Unless he’s driving a smart car
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