It’s a Competition, and I’m Clearly Winning
I was enjoying my breakfast from a window and my Route 44, Coke with vanilla, while sitting outside the gym where I have a membership.
I KNOW.
Seriously, I do realize that fried pieces of bread dipped in syrup and 44 ounces of Coke with vanilla cannot reasonably be worked off at the gym in an hour.
Baby steps.
I have to go to the gym. I have cute work out clothes. Not like the people who are there to actually work out. I mean, they don’t match.
Seriously people, it’s a competition. Well, not really. Me and my gym clothes matchiness and you and your in shape self. I’m clearly winning. (and the only one playing, but still…)
I feel it may soon become discovered that I am a fraud. If the matchy clothes don’t give it away, surely me watching Desperate Housewives on the ipod will.
But I don’t have much incentive to work any harder, I guess the only benefit from being able to run faster and farther is that it would be harder for Tech Support to catch me, and really, is that a benefit? Also? You can still bounce a quarter off my ass.
I know, health. You need your health. Really? Do I want to live to be 120? I’m doing my best to counter the longevity in my family with fast food and laziness. It’s a process. Plus I think it’s the Christian thing to do. Or the green thing. I’m confused. If I die I will use less resources, that’s it. It’s green of me to die earlier rather than later.
Still, for whatever reason I feel that I need to continue to try and “work out” plus glistening works on me.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:19 am
so funny, again. Hey you are not posting your weigh ins on tuesdays, did you quit us?
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November 20th, 2009 at 11:24 am
I can so relate! (as if you couldn’t tell!) I am allergic to exercise, matching clothes or not. If you see me running, something is chasing me, so turn around and get going because something BAD is coming!!
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November 20th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Uh, so why are you there at all? Excuse to wear cute workout clothes? If you see me running it must be really cold out and there is a bar ahead of me LOL!
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November 20th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
i have no vision of living past 65. really. i’ve tried. why? not sure. so why suffer through all that? not sure. i think i can still bounce something of something. not sure. maybe i’ll check that out this weekend.
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