annieology

So, was there a sale on yellow suits?  How did I miss this?  I want to be bright and sun shiny.  Which shouldn’t be hard, with all the sunshine being thrown around the room.

First, I love how they all applauded the fact that they ALL hated, HATED the bailouts.  Yes, the bailouts they all voted for.  Even though we told them NOT to.

Second, I realize that the whole State of the Union is nothing more than a love fest.  Obama spoke for 70 minutes and was interrupted by applause 86 times.  Rest assured when I am President, I will ask you all to hold your applause until the end, so that we can all get out of here already.

Then, I love how (a parenthetical quote) “we’re going to cut taxes on everything and everyone and cut spending and by we I mean I’m going to say it and you are going to have to find a way to do it”  but I’ll get the credit because that’s what Presidents do.

Also, since the environment is 23rd on the list of important things in the minds of Americans, it’s going to be a top priority.  We’re going to provide incentives, and by incentives I mean we have deep pocketed lobbyists that are going to get Congress to pass laws that favor them.  Then you won’t have a choice.

The news is already all a twitter about what the President is going to do.  Have we all forgotten how this process works.  He can say whatever he wants.  Kennedy said we’re going to put man on the moon, still took most of a decade.  Or as he said it “decayed”.

No matter what he said tonight, the legislative branch still needs to go in and do it.

So, it was a love fest of how wonderful everything is, or will be.  You, unless you are evil, will not pay taxes or have to worry about a job or health care in the coming years.  We will have peace on earth and your student loan will be forgiven.  God Bless America.

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