annieology

You should probably prepare your drinks now, just sayin.

OK who screwed up.  Is it the person that spelled Wednesday or the person that taught us how to say it?  Either way, I hate it.  “Sound it out.”

Shut up Mrs. Tyler you should not be teaching first grade.

Mrs. Tyler was my first grade teacher.

Hated her.

She wouldn’t let me watch Snoopy’s Valentine movie because I screwed up my art project.   Um, wasn’t doing it on purpose.  I suck at art.

Anyway,

This morning I got an email that my hair person had an opening at 11 – which was not annoying.  It is brilliant.  When she has an opening in her schedule, I get an email and 20% off.   I get a deal and she doesn’t have an open slot.  Brilliant.

However, times are tough, and it has finally made it’s way up to my evil layer.  Shampoo boy was let go.  Um, excuse me?  Why would you let shampoo boy go?  He had magic hands.  Oh don’t worry, gay as the day is long, he knew a Dooney from a Coach.    But shampoo boy, if you are reading this, I’ll pay you to shampoo my head anytime.

Anyway, that annoyed me.

Also, as I am allergic to EVERYTHING, I am also allergic to the shampoo they used on me today, and my head is on fire, but my hair is cute.  It’s a dilemma.

Then there was a point where I looked in the mirror and went “oh that’s a super cute haircut” and then she just kept cutting.  It’s super sexy, but I really don’t have time for super sexy, so it’s going to look “so much potential wasted” as opposed to “wow!”.

Then, one of my children, who is five and not a  boy needs to go to AA.  She has a big problem with whine this week.  It’s affecting the rest of us.  Negatively.  Anyway, I’m thinking I will check myself into “rehab”.  Maybe Dr. Drew can help me.

Anyway,

I self diagnosed at least three different forms of cancer today.  I’m probably going to die, or at least have an ugly scar somewhere.   I don’t understand why I go from,  “hmm, that’s new”.  To. “Oh my gosh, I remember that I saw Dr. Oz on Oprah one time and he said that if I had one of those it was definitely cancer and I am probably going to be dead before I can get an appointment and if I had OnStar I would totally crash my car into a tree so that I could get a doctor to see me right away.”   Why?  I don’t know but it is annoying.  And I’m not a hypochondriac.  I just figure that I’m going to get cancer and die soon, all the time because I’m living the dream.    And for some reason you don’t get cancer if you are miserable and want to die, it only happens to people who have it all.  According to Lifetime Movie Network anyway.

It’s those anyway’s that I get past you, that make this way more fun for me.

There is a concert at an outdoor venue in a couple of weeks that I would like to see.  However, the last time we bought tickets before hand it was raining and cold.  I really don’t want to spend $100s to stand in the cold rain.

The teacher told the kids they had to buy Valentines for their friends and bring them to school.

Two weeks from now.  Do you know what I’m going to hear every 30 seconds for the next two weeks.  “We have to go buy Valentines for our friends.”  Why do people hate me so much?  It’s annoying.

anyway, that’s the short list.

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