I Would Like Tiger to Apologize to Me
Our homestudy was officially rejected. Officially because we failed to submit an application for adoption.
If I knew the answer I would share it with you. I don’t.
I have given up waiting for the state to allow us to adopt the kids we’ve parented for five years.
I have moved on to waiting for Tiger to apologize to me.
Personally.
Because had I been one of Tiger’s girlfriends my blog would be so much more popular than it is.
And I would surely win the funniest blog on the planet contest, instead of placing 16th as I did last year.
I’d have more followers on Twitter.
More fans on Facebook.
Yes, I know, Tiger has his own problems. No one can understand how difficult it is to be a genius.
Except ME.
I feel your pain Tiger.
To be so freaking amazing is annoyingly lonely. I totally get it.
Anyway. Me and Gloria Allred will be waiting for you to call (send money).
February 19th, 2010 at 9:09 pm
seriously contact those people at the website i sent you on facebook..maybe they can point you in a good direction..or Maybe they can sue the state of Texas..that would be awesome
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February 19th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
I am silenced. What is the next step? Oh my goodness…
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February 19th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
SO SHOCKED! WHAT! DUMBFOUNDED!
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February 21st, 2010 at 11:02 am
I only voted for you because you were NOT one of Tiger’s girlfriends, if it makes you feel any better.
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February 22nd, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Um, WTF? I’m so upset for you right now. What happens next…?
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