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Lying: Friends, Strangers, & Grocery Store Floors
I was walking into Target today when I passed an acquaintance.
“Hi Annie, how are you?”
“Fine thanks, and you?”
Although I wasn’t fine. It was a big fat lie. My eyeballs are on fire and I can’t breathe. She didn’t want to hear that, just exchanging pleasantries. Although open ended questions as a greeting, doesn’t seem right [...]
An Experiment That Has Me *$&)#@
Several weeks ago, Me and I were swapping emails. Considering that she wants to marry me, I thought it only appropriate that we get to know each other. Seems she and I are not exactly next to each other on the color wheel. I’m pretty sure she is totally Blue State. She thought it might [...]
Our Move to Somewhere: The Delay
Last Sunday I was supposed to publish my list of places you all had suggested for us to consider moving to. Then Friday came and I figured I would live in the City by the Sea for all eternity, even after I die I figured CPS would have some sort of clause about me crossing [...]
