Archive for Sincerely Annie
You Cannot Graduate Until You Learn to Use the F Word Correctly
I am so not a fan of graduating from EVER Y THING. Princess and Boog are graduating from Mother’s Day Out, for goodness sake. They finger paint and eat cookies while mom goes grocery shopping. This is not an accomplishment. Last year when Felpsy graduated, I had to buy a cap and gown for MOTHER’S [...]
In Which I Make Up Questions to Answer, Inquiring Minds and All
Dear Annie,
Clearly you have it all together. How did this happen, you being raised by wolves and all?
It’s called, “leave and cleave” plus, according to my therapist, in the animal kingdom I’m a “Golden Retriever” (he got his degree online) so knowing that I was switched at birth helps a lot. a LOT a lot.
So, [...]
Dear God,
I am writing to report faulty wiring in the unit sold and marketed as “annieology”. It seems that there is an internal problem making it unable to function as intended.
This unit is slow and unproductive during what should be peak hours. It takes more effort than should be necessary to get this unit to function [...]
