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Operation: Keep Annie From Being A Grandma Before 40
After much thought, I decided that the Dorito plan did not meet minimum standards for caring for orphans. So, I went with an even worse, although more brilliant plan.
Dagan.
It is barely 8:00 a.m. on Day 1 when she asks “So, after (2/4) of the small kids are in school, that’s about all?”
Yeah, even with the [...]
The Class Bear Is Locked In The Closet
Have I mentioned how much I love the class bear?
No?
I love the class bear.
Having three competitive children that are all the same age and expect life to be fair makes me love it even more.
They do not care that ONE child has been assigned to care for the damn bear for the weekend. No, they [...]
Awesomeness
I am blessed with brilliant children, and by blessed I mean “gotta stay on my toes”. Yesterday Felpsy turned six. As you know, Boog was ready to dec-o-rate. He woke up at the crack of early asking to go to the party store. I told him the store didn’t open for a long time, but [...]
