Archive for Parenting
Domestic Goddess
Last night, while filling out paperwork for the school, I listed my occupation as domestic goddess. Oh yes I did.
Because why wouldn’t I?
Today Boog brought me a lizard hanging by his little lizard teeth off of Boog’s finger. He needed a containment unit in which to put said lizard, I obliged by tossing him some [...]
Where Have I Been All Day?
I wish I had a grand adventure to tell you of, but no.
In no particular order, here are the excuses for my lameness today.
The twins are home. Needy little children is what they are. Feed me. Water me. Clothe me. “What are you, three? No, you’re four, I can’t do everything for you for the [...]
Not Before Dawn
I am not a morning person. I can get up and function and even work a high powered corporate job, or a meaningless minimum waged job. I cannot, however, be spoken to. Don’t even try speaking to me if the sun is not up until I’ve had a hot shower and a cold Coke.
God, for [...]
