Archive for Awful
Why Doesn’t Oregon Like Me?
Do you remember back in April, when Tech Support and I ran away to London, without permission from CPS (our parole officer) leaving the orphans in the care of unlicensed professionals (sister and grandma) and while I was gone I missed a class and then Tech Support got stuck there because of a volcano and [...]
You Cannot Graduate Until You Learn to Use the F Word Correctly
I am so not a fan of graduating from EVER Y THING. Princess and Boog are graduating from Mother’s Day Out, for goodness sake. They finger paint and eat cookies while mom goes grocery shopping. This is not an accomplishment. Last year when Felpsy graduated, I had to buy a cap and gown for MOTHER’S [...]
Don’t Tell Anyone, But Charles Schumer and I Might Agree
Spirit Airlines has started charging for CARRY ON bags.
We Throw Frisbees?
So, headed by Charles Schumer (D-NY), our representatives are trying to declare carry on luggage a “necessary part of travel“. As much as it pains me, I’m going to have to agree with the man.
While we are at it, let’s discuss the new “Extra Legroom” [...]
