Archive for Awful
Not Cool, People
Lady at the nail salon who was openly mocking the guy helping her because his English wasn’t that great. Lady you are an idiot, he speaks at least three languages, I bet that’s at least two more than you do. And he’s an American on purpose. Lady, not cool.
People who ask me if I’m babysitting. [...]
I'd Like to Speak to an Attorney
I cannot leave the county without permission.
I cannot leave the state without a court order.
I have to report my whereabouts on a weekly basis.
Government employees visit my home regularly.
They have the right to show up unannounced.
I have been accused of crimes by persons unknown.
I have no right to face them.
I have never been convicted of [...]
Alright, Who Has the Cat?
My face is on fire. Which means cat. I would like to do one of those Terminator type moves and pull the skin off of my face. I’ve taken my allergy medicine, which only helped the wheezing. I would have to take some sort of Benadryl thing in order for my face to feel sane [...]
