Archive for How to be an Awesome Parent
My Tween Has a Facebook, Suck It
According to the @TodayShow Twitter stream, the first lady thinks kids don’t need Facebook.
Since, when did we limit our children to having stuff they “need”?
They don’t need DVD players in every SUV on the road, but apparently we have them.
Kids don’t “need” to go to Disney World, and yet apparently, parents still take them.
Kids watch [...]
First Day of School: Preparing the Kids
This ain’t my first rodeo. I’ve been watching poorly dressed men hide behind barrels some twenty years now. If you don’t get that reference, then, I guess, it IS your first. So, here are some tips.
Get them ready the night before – Most parenting sites have this tip. Pick out their clothes the night before. [...]
Why Do I Have to Have a Title?
Today, a poem.
Vomit before sunrise.
Three loads of laundry.
Breakfast.
Waiting. Whining. Wailing.
Last day of summer camp?
We Throw Frisbees?
and now the random
Where the hell did my summer go? Hello, Twitter. You know you owe me at least three weeks. Dr. Pepper is following me on Twitter. Coca-Cola however is not. I can take a hint. Not well. But [...]
