Archive for How to be an Awesome Parent
Whose Idea Was This?
When you have multiples, you tend to think of them as a package deal. The twins, the trips, the littles, whatever. They are hardly ever Felpsy, Boog, and Princess.
So, this summer, needing constant entertainment, as well as choreographed dance routines performed to the likes of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, I signed the trips up [...]
You Cannot Graduate Until You Learn to Use the F Word Correctly
I am so not a fan of graduating from EVER Y THING. Princess and Boog are graduating from Mother’s Day Out, for goodness sake. They finger paint and eat cookies while mom goes grocery shopping. This is not an accomplishment. Last year when Felpsy graduated, I had to buy a cap and gown for MOTHER’S [...]
Operation: Keep Annie From Being A Grandma Before 40
After much thought, I decided that the Dorito plan did not meet minimum standards for caring for orphans. So, I went with an even worse, although more brilliant plan.
Dagan.
It is barely 8:00 a.m. on Day 1 when she asks “So, after (2/4) of the small kids are in school, that’s about all?”
Yeah, even with the [...]
