Archive for How to be Awesome
…it's time for the Oscar's already?
I think the only movie I’ve seen this year is Mall Cop. It did not garner one nomination. How can that be? Bobby Canavale should get a nomination just for looking so Awesome. I’ve been smitten since he died on Third Watch, yes I cried, leave me alone.
The idea of an [...]
…possibly useless/ful information
As I often do on a Saturday, while my men are constructing walls and such, I was reading up on “Important Facts” they print on the back of medication ads. This one happens to be for Vi@gra.
The instructions state that you should…
“Take Viagra about 1 hour before you want to have sex.”
Um, excuse me, [...]
…I'm putting me back on the list
Oprah has apparently challenged the drones to do so. It sounds so grown up. But I guess list making is a pretty grown up thing to do. Even Big Boy isn’t in the list making phase of life, that may have more to do with genetics however.
Lists don’t work for me. [...]


