What I Would Buy If I Won The Lottery
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009According to the rules set forth in this weeks Too True Tuesday, I cannot be altruistic or anything, so, sorry neighbors, you’ll have to keep paying those mortgages yourselves. (Although I’m not certain anyone living on our block still has a mortgage, they’ve pretty much owned their homes since the 70s. )
Inside those parameters, I would buy myself a plane, and take flying lessons. That way I would never have to worry about trying to book eight people on the same flight when you are only allowed to make reservations for up to six. I would never have to go through security at the airport and I could grab a Sonic on the way and not have to worry about who has been in the aerial port-o-john before me. Also, I wouldn’t have to sit in the back with the kids, and if they got a little rowdy, I’d just de-pressurize the passenger compartment. Nighty night.
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