annieology

I came across this today. Spread the word. They are needing parents for DIA immediately. Sounds like they have a baby in need of some parents.

I think the only movie I’ve seen this year is Mall Cop. It did not garner one nomination. How can that be? Bobby Canavale should get a nomination just for looking so Awesome. I’ve been smitten since he died on Third Watch, yes I cried, leave me alone.

The idea of an Oscar Party though is appealing, not to watch the Oscar’s though, just for another excuse to have people over and eat good food. The last time we had an Oscar Party there was a wardrobe malfunction. No wait, I’m confusing that with something else.

We watched the Oscar Red Carpet ceremony on E! last year. Omom and Charlie were in the stadium seating just behind Ryan Seacrest. Awesome. Luckily odad was about a foot taller than the rest of the crowd and has very distinctive features so he was very easy to spot. We can only assume that was omom sitting next to him, we don’t have E! in HD. I think we have been permanently banned from watching as we were more excited to see omom and Charlie than we were to see the stars.

Here’s my brother in law working the Red Carpet at the Oscar’s.

You can tell, because he’s standing on a red carpet, and the guy next to him has a plate full of little Oscar’s.

Since I don’t post pictures of us here, that’s what my husband looks like, only taller, darker and handsomer, but I may be biased. We’re still so disgustingly in love, I only have eyes for him.

The last time I was excited for the Oscar’s we had three channels, and Kathy Bates won for Misery. Yes, I grew all the way up without cable or satellite, to top it off the whole town only had four movie screens, six in the summer….I miss the drive in. I guess that explains the stunted development of my caring about the Oscar’s parts.

So, I’ll be watching the Amazing Race tonight. I’m sure I’ll be able to find out who won tomorrow. E! online will have all the horrendous dresses and embarrasing Oscar speeches and Red Carpet moments. If you want to come over and watch the race with me, let me know, I’ll put on some hors de vours.

As I often do on a Saturday, while my men are constructing walls and such, I was reading up on “Important Facts” they print on the back of medication ads. This one happens to be for Vi@gra.

The instructions state that you should…
“Take Viagra about 1 hour before you want to have sex.”

Um, excuse me, I am pretending to be a guy. I’ve wanted to have sex constantly since I was 12. And prior to the moment I wanted to have sex, I didn’t want to have sex because girls were icky. But since my “aha” moment, it’s been constant. Is there a pill I can take to go back to an hour before that?

Now, I’m back to being a girl….here’s the possibly useful information for you Viagr@ people at Pfizer Pharmaceutical. Prescribe it to us girls, print in your info to give it to our guys 1 hour prior to us wanting to have sex. It could even be used for foreplay.

There’s an idea.

******IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER FOR ALL OF HUBBY’S FRIENDS WHO READ THIS******

So not a problem here. I still have to fight him off with a stick, (sorry) not that I would though, cuz he’s a stud. Right honey?

Another side note on the possible side effects of Vi@gra

“Trouble telling blue and green apart” REALLY? Do you want to take a chance with that?
Loss of sight or hearing or death. “Most of these happened in men who already had heart problems” and probably lied to their doctor.

ps I ran this by hubby as it involved Viagr@, he noted that if that were a problem, and he had to choose between blue and green differentian and sex. He’d take his chances with blue and green becoming a muddled mess. Just so ya know.