Archive for Politics
Annie 2012
It’s a good thing I’m starting my campaign now, I mean if I’m going from the tens of hits I get now, to having millions of people voting for me in a little more than three years I’m going to have to get a move on.
I of course have already promised to make life fair. [...]
My Practice Weekly Address
Every week the President addresses the nation via radio. Allegedly. Has anyone ever heard this address? I only hear a snippet in the hourly news bumps on Saturday. Maybe I don’t live close enough to Washington, seems like middle America doesn’t much care. That will change when I’m President.
Yes, I’m still fake running for President, [...]
It's Wednesday and I Think Social Security Will Be a Blessing
It is my understanding that the President addressed the nation tonight. I mean, the joint sessions of Congress and it was televised. I wouldn’t know. I was elsewhere, and besides the super deluxe TV is broken. I know, it’s not very civic minded of me to miss such an important event in our nations history. [...]
