Friday

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times…..

Do I have to credit that? It came from a book, by a guy, I read it in a peanuts strip once. I don’t know, it basically is just a prop to get me out of writing my own intro.

I am medically out of running this weekend. Which Suuuuucks as I am getting on a plane in eight hours to go to the city were I was going to run, and well, not run.

Fortunately there are fake Internet people waiting to entertain me on the other end of my plane ride.

Yes, I meet people on the Internet and then stay at their houses.

This weeks lucky winner of me is @myrandomolgy who for those of you who are new here, once came to my house via the Internet and two planes an a car ride and we fell madly in love and lived happily ever after for a couple of days before she disappeared back into the Internet. It’s like the Matrix only more boring.

Monday, I spent about 37 years trying to get the govt to acknowledge that my former orphans were a. born b. still alive. c. adopted out of foster care and needed new socials. That was fun. After spending 29.2 years there, I was informed that the several pieces of paper I had been told to bring did not complete the paperwork picture and I needed more paperwork, so a quickie round trip to the house and back I lucked out and got the same guy. So, lucky I didn’t have to explain all over what I needed. He worked on the paperwork for 19 seconds and announced he was leaving for the day. it was 3:25…… when do you go home? 4:00 – so you can’t put those numbers in your computer today? Nope….

but

You can leave your certified adoption decree (THE ONLY CERTIFIED COPY THAT EXISTS) and your three certified original birth certs and come back for them when I finish them sometime Tuesday or a week after next Christmas.

Heyall no. I have spent 97 days here waiting for this. In the past 6 months I have been here repeatedly trying to prove to the govt standard of 8011 pages that they exist and that their birth family abused them and they need new socials. I am not leaving today, you have picked the wrong week to piss me off, sit down and finish this.

OK so what I’ve done is rejected your application and you can appeal.

CAN I DO THAT TODAY???

I did and I waited 749 more minutes and had a lovely lady help me and I left with a piece of paper that said I’d applied for numbers.

This is who you want making your medical decisions people. Remember this is what you wanted when you get it.

So, that was fun. Tech Support and I had a common enemy for the day and got along swimmingly.

That was Monday. On Tuesday, I remembered I was angry, and boy was I. I was so angry I decided that I was going to go all in and be sofa king angry.

He mistook my anger for hatred here we are Friday morning. I’m hurt, thus the anger. He, I cannot speak for. Just know that no one is having any fun.

Except for me, when I went and shot things at the gun range for an hour. That was fun.

Then I road tripped on Wednesday. and that was fun, until an hour left in the trip and I just wanted to be home. but before that it was fun. plus I got my computer fixed which was nice, so I got Internet ordered today. The Internet says it will take 11 days to get here, because it’s stupid. When it shows back up, I will pick a new weekly winner of “who in the Internet gets to let me sleep on their couch next”.

It’s like the Matrix only more boring.

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Annie is all things awesome. Singer of songs, thinker of thoughts, runner of miles. When she isn't getting paid to kick ass as a personal trainer and health coach, she's looking for her keys.