Saturday, I Apparently Lost Another Vote Thing

Twitter knows my deep desire to be elected President without running anywhere but Twitter.

I mean really, do I have time to show up to EVERY debate they have?

No.  No I do not.

They have one like every three days.

I have handstands to do.  And push ups.  And I run.  Plus who would watch Puchacho? I do not even have time to watch movies that I rented on my iPod to watch on a trip I took a month ago, which is why I’m sitting here watching Moneyball and not out there, living life.  The constant pressure from iTunes.  Your movie is about to expire.  Five days. Four days. Three days. Two days. One day.  WATCH THE MOVIE OR LOSE LIKE 4 DOLLARS.

So, no.  I do not have time to debate old white guys about stuff like education and birth control and our energy needs.

Tech Support and I have reached a new level of awesomeness in our impending un-nuptial-ing thing.  Turns out talking helps.  We are both quite happy with not being married.  We’re just gonna skip the whole “I hate you!” bullshit and just get divorced. Just saying that I even do that awesomely.

Today was the day we celebrated the “We’re all 7″ day.  As you know the twins and the elder former orphan are the same age for six weeks every year.  This year.  Seven.  The twins were placed with us in February and so we use that as the time to celebrate all of it.  We went to a jumpy fun zone type place.  It’s always fun there.  Everyone went home tired.

Then it was off to my latest adventure.  I joined a Roller Derby boot camp.  I am learning the rules and the ropes and getting some bruises.  No.  I do not have a Derby name.  I have not earned one.  Don’t ask.  Anyway.  It was super fun.

That is what I do when I’m not running for President on Twitter.

and that is why Romney won Maine today and not me.

Whatever.

Next time you have the opportunity.  Ask yourself this.  Romney or Santorum or Annie?

I think we all know the answer to that.

Anyway

I’m off to count my bruises.

Be awesome!

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Annie is all things awesome. Singer of songs, thinker of thoughts, runner of miles. When she isn't getting paid to kick ass as a personal trainer and health coach, she's looking for her keys.